potato

this is my friend megan {please note the bat sweatshirt.  this may be important later}:

you may know her as potato.  i like her a lot and i think she is pretty funny.  she has to work on saturdays.  this is what she texted me this morning:


{potato}: candy man singing his classic tune! I gave him a dollar and he gave me some candy woo.  ps was that your music i heard this morn? were u up? ps i dreampt i got back together with edward cullen and it was wonderful.


{franny}: got back with edward cullen?  haha.  i like that you were together before.  waiting for the mall to open.


{potato}: haha you're waiting for the mall to open?  u sound like a mall walker.  do a few laps while you're there! yes, edward and i were a thing before. then we were on a cruise.  u were there but had some other guy.  i bought u a dunkin iced coffee at one point and edward kept carrying me around while he ran really fast.


a few thoughts:
1. this conversation was posted with permission. megan even texted "twinkle twinkle" which was supposed to be the sound of her granting me permission
2. i can only assume that i was with jacob on this cruise
3. i guess i should be a mall walker today, just for a little bit
4. where's my ice coffee?  i guess i should go make my own

happy saturday!