FBO {facebook official}

it’s official, i'm in a committed relationship and i think it’s time to make it facebook official {fbo}.  i have fallen head over heals with none other than lady gaga.

our relationship was a long time coming; of course i had enjoyed her music in “da clubs” and a spackling of weddings, but it was two weeks ago that i made the plunge and bought her cd, “the fame.”

my life has been radically transformed.  i listen to her haunting lyrics day in and day out.  i hear sirens on my way home from work and i immediately start singing "disco heaven" {listen to the beginning, you'll see}.

below is a little bit of sheer poetry for all of you skeptics out there.  it’s from her new cd, “the fame monster.”  enjoy.

“hello, hello, babe
you called, i can’t hear a thing.
i have got no service
in the club, you see, see
wha-wha-what did you say?
oh, you’re breaking up on me
sorry, i cannot hear you,
i’m kinda busy.

k-kinda busy
k-kinda busy
sorry, i cannot hear you, i’m kinda busy.

just a second,
it’s my favorite song they’re gonna play
and I cannot text you with
a drink in my hand, eh
you shoulda made some plans with me,
you knew that I was free.
and now you won’t stop calling me;
i’m kinda busy.”

thanks, gaga, you’ve truly inspired me.

*disclaimer: i will not actually become fbo with lady gaga, i don’t think she would accept my request.